Interviews

This time, I'm not the one getting jittery and worried about what might be asked. This time, I'm the one having fun thrashing out tough questions to MY candidates. Yes, you've heard me right. I am hiring. Boy, does it sound good to be introduced as the "hiring manager".

If you think you've seen all kinds of interviewer throughout your job hunting days, wait till you meet the all kinds of candidates.

Me : What are your career expectations in this organization?
Candidate : Erm....just....erm.....good pay....

Me : You were late for the interview session. What is your reason for that?
Candidate : I went to the market.

Me : How do you  handle pressure?
Candidate : By listening to music.
Me : How does listening to music help in work pressures?
Candidate : ...........(smiles).................

Me : Please tell me what do you know about our organization.
Candidate : I think it's something got to do with.............
Me : So, you came without knowing what you'll be getting yourself into?
Candidate : (shrugs) I just clicked on the ad....

Me : Briefly explain one of your weaknesses.
Candidate : I'm not good at listening to people.
Me : So, you mean, if I ask you to complete a certain task, you won't listen to me?
Candidate : Oh...no no no!

And the killer one....

Me : Why do you want to work here?
Candidate : Cause I like the 'House'.
Me : I beg your pardon?
Candidate : You know...the 'House' drama series? I love to watch that.
Me : (total speechless)

Now I know how frustrating you can get interviewing people. Macam-macam ada. I don't mean to be mean. Just that you get curious sometimes. And some people answer you in the most amusing way. You just can't help it.

Ohh...and I've found someone who fits the job. You're hired!